What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 00:25
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.